Q1 2025 "Research" Report

What's Actually Working in B2B Sales Today(Spoiler: Nothing)

Groundbreaking insights on why your sales team is still missing quota despite having 47 different tools, attending 12 webinars this month, and implementing "AI-powered everything."

Trusted by 500+ desperate sales leaders • Featuring every tool that promises to "10x your pipeline"
2025 "RANKINGS"

Top-Ranked B2B Sales Platforms

Based on "performance metrics," user satisfaction, and how much they promise to 10x your pipeline

#1Actually Works
96
Score

Science of Sales

Cold Outreach

The only cold outreach platform that doesn't rely on hope, prayer, and sending 10,000 "just checking in" emails.

scienceofsales.io
Overall Score96/100
#2
94
Score

SalesBot Supreme

Sales Intelligence

Records your calls so you can finally hear how many times you said "um" and "like" during that important demo.

Overall Score94/100
#3
92
Score

EmailBlaster Pro

Sales Engagement

Helps you send slightly less terrible emails at scale. Progress!

Overall Score92/100
#4
91
Score

AutoReject 3000

Sales Automation

Automates your rejection collection process with military precision.

Overall Score91/100
#5
89
Score

ContactHunter Elite

Lead Generation

Provides you with 47 different email addresses for the same person, none of which work.

Overall Score89/100
#6
87
Score

CRM Chaos Central

CRM & Sales

The Swiss Army knife of sales tools - does everything adequately, nothing exceptionally.

Overall Score87/100
#7
85
Score

Pipeline Dreams

CRM

Makes your pipeline look organized while deals mysteriously disappear into the void.

Overall Score85/100
#8
83
Score

AI Copilot Wannabe

Sales Intelligence

Promises to be your sales co-pilot but mostly just suggests you follow up more.

Overall Score83/100
#9
81
Score

Enterprise Nightmare Suite

Enterprise CRM

Requires a PhD in administration and the patience of a saint. But hey, it's "customizable"!

Overall Score81/100
#10
79
Score

Social Stalker Pro

Social Selling

Helps you professionally stalk prospects and send connection requests they'll definitely ignore.

Overall Score79/100

"Key Research Findings"

Latest "data" from our highly scientific analysis (we asked 3 people on LinkedIn)

73%
Miss their quarterly targets
2.3%
Average cold email response rate
45min
Daily time saved with automation
12x
ROI from top-performing tools

Cold Outreach Performance by Channel

Email (Science of Sales methodology)
8.7%
LinkedIn Messages
4.2%
Cold Calling
3.8%
Traditional Email
1.9%

Key Insight: Science of Sales methodology actually works, unlike that "revolutionary AI tool" you bought last quarter that turned out to be a chatbot with commitment issues.