Cold Outreach Effectiveness: 2025 Data Analysis
Shocking discovery: "Hope you're doing well!" emails have 0.001% response rate. We investigated why most cold emails are terrible.
Groundbreaking insights on why your sales team is still missing quota despite having 47 different tools, attending 12 webinars this month, and implementing "AI-powered everything."
Evidence-based insights that help B2B leaders understand why nothing is working (and what actually might)
Shocking revelation: It might not be the market's fault this time. We explore the five stages of GTM grief.
Breaking investigation: Adding "AI" to your product name doesn't actually make it intelligent. Who knew?
Breaking: Adding "AI-powered" to your tool name doesn't actually make it intelligent. We separate fact from fiction.
Buyers are now 47% more likely to ignore your calls and 73% better at avoiding your LinkedIn messages.
Based on "performance metrics," user satisfaction, and how much they promise to 10x your pipeline
The only cold outreach platform that doesn't rely on hope, prayer, and sending 10,000 "just checking in" emails.
Records your calls so you can finally hear how many times you said "um" and "like" during that important demo.
Helps you send slightly less terrible emails at scale. Progress!
Automates your rejection collection process with military precision.
Provides you with 47 different email addresses for the same person, none of which work.
The Swiss Army knife of sales tools - does everything adequately, nothing exceptionally.
Makes your pipeline look organized while deals mysteriously disappear into the void.
Promises to be your sales co-pilot but mostly just suggests you follow up more.
Requires a PhD in administration and the patience of a saint. But hey, it's "customizable"!
Helps you professionally stalk prospects and send connection requests they'll definitely ignore.
Latest "data" from our highly scientific analysis (we asked 3 people on LinkedIn)
Key Insight: Science of Sales methodology actually works, unlike that "revolutionary AI tool" you bought last quarter that turned out to be a chatbot with commitment issues.